Best hatchbacks I can buy?

I really want a 2 sweater hatchback for my first car. Not a lot rands out to me so far. I want a sporty looking one so no Fiats or Minis. My ideal car would be a Mercedes-Benz A45 AMG. It's literally exactly what I want in every way. Sadly it's not sold in America. Any ideas? I would prefer a model with a nice interior and from 2010+. Remember, 2 seats!

Good first car. Yes
Safe. Kind of, they're small but they have the same safety features as most cars.
Fun to drive, Personally I think cars that are stick shift are way more fun to drive than automatics. But mini coopers are pretty light and agile cars and yes I've been in one and they're nice cars.

It all depends on the previous owners and location. Could be a money pit, or good for a few years.

Financing a 13 year old vehicle that gets horrid mileage and comes with a lot of unknowns sounds horrible to me.

What to name a car factory?

I'm planning on owning a car factory pretty soon. I'm looking for a name to name the car factory that would be making vehicles like General Motors, and other car brands. I want a good made up car factory name. Please help me, I give you 10 points.

Which is better for road trips 04 Cadillac deville or 96 chevy suburban?

Long road trips af 800 miles each way.
They both are used but in good condition.
The driver is tall 6'8

It depends what you are looking for. Personally I would buy a Suburban they seat 8-9 and they are decent on mpg my 1999 got 18 hwy, but it's roomy and there is enough room for everyone. And I also rather have a bigger SUV than a van is because with a SUV you get the 4x4 and you can still take it places you can't a van.